Ask Darika Your Own Question

Darika is not a fortune tellerHave a question of your own about love or life, friends, relationships, or weird dreams? Ask Darika. Simply complete the form below. If your question is sincere, Darika promises to answer you and may publish the question and her answer. However, please do not waste your time or Darika's if you want to hurl insults, quote scripture or anything else idiotic. And please be advised that I charge a fee of $25 for processing death threats received.

Darika is not really a fortune teller and she can not see the future. She will not answer one-sentence questions, so please be as detailed as possible. She also declines to answer mail about:

If you prefer not to use this form you can send your question by email to [email protected]. (Please include all of the same details that the form does.)